Desert Trails Golf Club  - Tucson Arizona

Top 10 Great Caddy Comebacks:

#10
Golfer: "Think I'm going to  drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "I don't think you can keep your head  down that long."

#9
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100  on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the  earth."

#8
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy:  "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

#7
Golfer: "Do you  think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy:  "Eventually."

#6
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the  world."
Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of  a
coincidence."

#5
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all  the time. It's too much
of a distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch -  it's a compass."

#4
Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy:  "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

#3
Golfer: "Do you  think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a  sin on any day."

#2
Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever  played on."
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour  ago."

and the #1 best caddy comment:

Golfer: "That can't be  my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."